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Sian Davies

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    Day off cuddles with my handsome hound 😍 #lurc Day off cuddles with my handsome hound 😍 #lurchersofinstagram #doggo #lurcher #relax #livingroom
    Even the horses can socially distance themselves. Even the horses can socially distance themselves. So why can't people in Sainsbury's?
    I took my black dog down to see the sea. Blew off I took my black dog down to see the sea. Blew off the cobwebs. We'll be ok.
    Leave school at fourteen Get a job in a shop Raise Leave school at fourteen Get a job in a shop Raise a family Work until you drop Grind them down Your fingers to the bone Dinner on the table Never ever moan Put your faith in the system And a God in the sky Blueberries in the fridge But you're still going to die I tried to make a deal But your God declined I'm still holding all the tickets But now I'm owning all the fines It's her birthday today Sixty seven she'd have been Fifty nine when it happened Just a space in between Now I thrash out a life In the shadow of Gods Try to do it right But forever at odds Control my space Controlled by pills Focus on the positives Forget about the ills So I'll drink my tea Clear my plate Put away the torture From the mother fucking state I'll walk by the sea side Under a sky of grey Mumble words of self preservation And what's going on today Thoughts of a childhood And a life without regret Tramadol on the sofa And a menthol cigarette Picture you at parties Too far, too soon Dance in my living room To the whole of the moon Because laughter was abundant It really wasn't all that bad But it's true what they say They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad. Bonus points for working out the seven songs and a poem that I've plagerised here. And don't worry, I'm doing ok. I'm just a tortured artist with thoughts and stuff. Peace.
    Autumn morning walk in the woods with my king. #w Autumn morning walk in the woods with my king. #walkies🐾 #autum #doggo #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher
    Am I using up left over paint or planning a gender Am I using up left over paint or planning a gender reveal party in the back bedroom? Your guess is as good as mine.
    Tonight's look, sponsored by gunpowder, treason an Tonight's look, sponsored by gunpowder, treason and plot. #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher #bonfirenight #fireworks #doggo
    Cover his ears they said. It'll help with the fire Cover his ears they said. It'll help with the fireworks. Probably going to have to change his name to Mavis and take him down the bingo. He's already had two herbal highs and we're blaring massive attack. #fireworks #bonfirenight #doggo #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher
    #InternationalPronounsDay Try it, you might like #InternationalPronounsDay Try it, you might like it 🤩
    Thrilled to announce me and Eddie have received #a Thrilled to announce me and Eddie have received #artscouncil funding for a one man and her dog interpretive performance of Swan Lake. This morning's rehearsals went swimmingly. (This is not true. It's a joke. Wind your fucking neck in.)
    Autumn is for hats. Autumn is for hats.
    Part dog, part draft excluder. Handsome either wa Part dog, part draft excluder. Handsome either way. #lurchersofinstagram #goodmorning #doggo #dogsofinstgram #dogbed #lurcher #sleepypuppy #sleepyhead #liverpool
    Managed Decline 2.0 Mixed media on concrete Managed Decline 2.0 Mixed media on concrete
    Stand on the brink Stare down the demons Stir up t Stand on the brink Stare down the demons Stir up the courage A storm is coming But this too shall pass Hold tight Resist Persist Abide No pasaran #liverpool #tier3 #lockdown #resistence #revolution #WorkingClass #NoPasaran
    Excuse me while I just treat myself with the atten Excuse me while I just treat myself with the attention I fully deserve. #sundaymorning #breakfast #coffee #selfcare #weekendvibes
    Sunday sunshine rambles with my king. #sundaymorn Sunday sunshine rambles with my king. #sundaymorning #sunshine #autumn #doggo #lurcher #lurchersofinstagram #saverimrosevalley
    Eddie isn't sure about his new brother #lurcherso Eddie isn't sure about his new brother #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher #doggo #dogsofinstgram #henryhoover
    Look at this sexy little line up for tonight. Und Look at this sexy little line up for tonight. Under strict instructions from the chancellor we're all retraining as underwater basket weavers next week so catch us being comics while you can. #comedy #livecomedy #SaveLiveComedy #savethearts #manchester #comedian
    Woke up at 4:30 with a burning desire to move the Woke up at 4:30 with a burning desire to move the bed into the new guest room and erect a canopy. If my neighbours didn't hate me already, they will now because a staple gun at 6am sounds like a semi automatic. The inspiration for this room is taken from my travels, wide skies, red earth and desert nights. Stay tuned for a little restoration project on these antique tea chests. When I can be arsed like. And in a totally non ironic way I'm currently listening to Billy Joel, River of Dreams. #homereno #homeinspo #homedecor #homedesign #victorianterrace #travelinspo
    New bed, who dis? New bed, who dis?
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    morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
    19 Nov

    There are some amazing female comedians, that I am privileged to have worked with. Together we have formed a beautiful alliance. Quietly doing our thing. Fighting the good fight.

    Do you hear that thunder? That's the sound of strength in numbers ✊ https://youtu.be/mRkUt9VnaR0

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    VictoriaQOTDVictoria Wood QOTD@VictoriaQOTD·
    13 Nov

    Tony Blair! Stick two poems up in a bus shelter and call it a university.

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    morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
    11 Nov

    I know it's a country. But I'd like to claim Sian in Azerbaijan.

    ryan teague beckwith@ryanbeckwith

    Your "Emily in Paris" name is your first name plus a city that somewhat vaguely rhymes with it.

    I'm Ryan in Lyon.

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    morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
    9 Nov

    If you like stuff about class, queerness and survival delivered in a skem accent with Crayola hair and cartoon tattoos, give this a watch. It's a bit good. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000p38n/criptales-series-1-5-paper-knickers

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    morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
    9 Nov

    I did my bit for #Liverpool mass testing program yesterday by getting a test. Pleased to say I'm #COVID19 negative. Let me know if you want your face licked.

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