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Today's online shopping parcels have come directly Today's online shopping parcels have come directly from 1995. #reebokclassic #unitedcolorsofbenetton #retro #oldschool #xlboy
Heads or tails? Surf or turf? The campest upside d Heads or tails? Surf or turf? The campest upside down dog in the world #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher #lurcherlove #doggo #doglovers #dogsofinstgram #sleepyhead #upsidedown #upsidedownlife #sleepypuppy #letsleepingdogslie #snout
Eddie's been doing yoga on the sly and now he can Eddie's been doing yoga on the sly and now he can do strange limb folds that you can only dream of #flexibilitytraining #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher #lurcherlove #doggo #dogsofinstgram #bendy #flexibility #yogapractice #yogainspiration #LockdownLegs
Bedroom number 3 finally has a carpet! Exciting ti Bedroom number 3 finally has a carpet! Exciting times.
A little of brightening up in the bedroom. Green A little of brightening up in the bedroom. Green and pink to make the girls wink. #homeinspo #homedecor
If you're not snout deep in a #turkey by 9am you'r If you're not snout deep in a #turkey by 9am you're doing it wrong! Not sure about your technique, Eddie but I'm glad you're having fun! #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher #lurcherlove #doggo #dogtoys #dogsofinstgram #dogsatchristmas
Festive cheer is in abundance round the bins of ki Festive cheer is in abundance round the bins of kirkdale. #christmaseve #kirkdale #L4 #Liverpool #christmas #festive
*festive joke klaxon* #christmas #banter #festive *festive joke klaxon* #christmas #banter #festive #DeadDadClub #grief #carolsinging
Cheeky bit of framing from a vintage Petticoat Tai Cheeky bit of framing from a vintage Petticoat Tails magazine from 1968. Where shall I hang them?
When you live alone it's imperative to buy yoursel When you live alone it's imperative to buy yourself Christmas presents. In love with these jars.
Sometimes the only thing to do is bring out the go Sometimes the only thing to do is bring out the good china and have yourself some afternoon tea.
Day off cuddles with my handsome hound 😍 #lurc Day off cuddles with my handsome hound 😍 #lurchersofinstagram #doggo #lurcher #relax #livingroom
Even the horses can socially distance themselves. Even the horses can socially distance themselves. So why can't people in Sainsbury's?
I took my black dog down to see the sea. Blew off I took my black dog down to see the sea. Blew off the cobwebs. We'll be ok.
Leave school at fourteen Get a job in a shop Raise Leave school at fourteen Get a job in a shop Raise a family Work until you drop Grind them down Your fingers to the bone Dinner on the table Never ever moan Put your faith in the system And a God in the sky Blueberries in the fridge But you're still going to die I tried to make a deal But your God declined I'm still holding all the tickets But now I'm owning all the fines It's her birthday today Sixty seven she'd have been Fifty nine when it happened Just a space in between Now I thrash out a life In the shadow of Gods Try to do it right But forever at odds Control my space Controlled by pills Focus on the positives Forget about the ills So I'll drink my tea Clear my plate Put away the torture From the mother fucking state I'll walk by the sea side Under a sky of grey Mumble words of self preservation And what's going on today Thoughts of a childhood And a life without regret Tramadol on the sofa And a menthol cigarette Picture you at parties Too far, too soon Dance in my living room To the whole of the moon Because laughter was abundant It really wasn't all that bad But it's true what they say They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad. Bonus points for working out the seven songs and a poem that I've plagerised here. And don't worry, I'm doing ok. I'm just a tortured artist with thoughts and stuff. Peace.
Autumn morning walk in the woods with my king. #w Autumn morning walk in the woods with my king. #walkies🐾 #autum #doggo #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher
Am I using up left over paint or planning a gender Am I using up left over paint or planning a gender reveal party in the back bedroom? Your guess is as good as mine.
Tonight's look, sponsored by gunpowder, treason an Tonight's look, sponsored by gunpowder, treason and plot. #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher #bonfirenight #fireworks #doggo
Cover his ears they said. It'll help with the fire Cover his ears they said. It'll help with the fireworks. Probably going to have to change his name to Mavis and take him down the bingo. He's already had two herbal highs and we're blaring massive attack. #fireworks #bonfirenight #doggo #lurchersofinstagram #lurcher
#InternationalPronounsDay Try it, you might like #InternationalPronounsDay Try it, you might like it 🤩
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morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
21 Jan

That's it. That's the tweet.

J A Y D E@jaydeadams

Everyday I try and work out what it is that'll finally make you RT me.

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morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
21 Jan

Today's online shopping parcels have come directly from 1995. Yes, I've regressed to my youth. Yes, I'm an XL boy. Yes, I'm totally fine with that.

No further questions at this time.

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morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
20 Jan

Thought for the day: how many more of the people I slept with in the 00's are going to have their old email accounts hacked?

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morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
8 Jan

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going anywhere, ever #lockdownuk https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1347569870578266115

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morriseysquiffSian Davies@morriseysquiff·
6 Jan

Spent the morning binging @FernBrady and @AlisonSpittle wheel of misfortune podcast. Pure joy! Absolutely pissing myself at the drunk stories in @siobhni episode! What I'd give to be puking in a Dyson, wiping a stranger's arse and log rolling round the streets 🤣

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